Who-bama?

With all the stands, associations and changes Senator Obama has made in the last 17 months, here are some suggestions for name changes:

Mao-bama: His recent praise of China and their infrastructure and demeaning attitude toward the U.S. leads us to this. he wants the U.S. to be more like China. He doesn't realize (or maybe he does) that the type of building projects in China are due to slave labor. Anyone can accomplish this if you don't have to worry about the laborers.

Bow-bama: This comes from his ability to pat himself on the back while taking a bow for accomplishing absolutely nothing. What major legislation has he passed since becoming a U.S. Senator?

Woe-bama: His speeches talk about how horrible a place the U.S. is and that our woes are so bad that we need him as President so that we can have a future. He talks about hope, but says there is no hope for the citizens unless he can govern every aspect of our lives. Is that what we want? More government control of our lives?

Blow-bama: Talks a good talk but has no actions to support it. Like any "blow hard" person.

Bro-bama: wants everyone to think he is 100% black, yet had a white mother and was raised by white grandparents. Does the black population of America really think that he is one of them?

Dough-bama: Always looking for the "bread". Wants you to give him more money for his campaign when he has raised more than any candidate ever has and will still want more of your money when he becomes President to pay for "his" projects. He first said that he would only take the government financial for his presidential campaign, then reneged on hat after he saw how much money he was taking in. This is changing politics? Remember, he IS A LAWYER!!!

Glow-bama: Has an aura about him that makes everyone believe he is the chosen one. When asked specific questions or when confronted, he just smiles, gives a nod and lets his aura take over.

Low-bama: His campaign tactics of attacking families and outing Sarah Palin's daughter are about as low as you can get. His campaign has been all about sexism and putting down women.

Owe-bama: If you look at the special interest groups that have donated to his campaign, you realize he owes alot of political payments back to these people, and we, the American taxpayer, will be owing alot of money to finance all these projects as well as his socialized government programs.

Know-bama: the more we know about Obama, the less we like what we see. That's why he doesn't want the people of the United States of America to know who he truly is or what exactly he stands for. The bait-and-switch of politics.

Snow-bama: See Blow-bama. Snow jobs are his specialty.

U.F.O-bama: Unidentified Fooling Obama--no one knows who he is, what he stands for, or what he is actually going to do. Appears to have the ability to experiment on Americans to find out what they are willing to believe.

Quid pro quo-bama: Substituting a new face for the same old same old. Politics as usual.

Domino-bama: The idea that if he sets up everything just as he wants it, and not as it truly is, everything will fall into place.

Cyano-bama: Talks til he is blue in the face, but actually says nothing.

Hypno-bama: the ability to subdue the public with words into believing anything and doing anything he wants.

Icono-bama: Someone we all should worship.

Immuno-bama: Is immune from any attacks and facts. Takes the place of teflon coating, as the immunity is longer lasting and allows him to fight back.

Phono-bama: All talk, no record.

Techno-bama: Uses technology and the internet effectively to create lies and distort the truth not only about his opponents, but also about his own record.

Soprano-bama: Mob-style tactics to accomplish what he wants. Silence your enemies anyway possible.

Uno-bama: The only one. The chosen one. The ultimate.

Urano-bama: he is way out there. On some other planet.

Phobi-obama: The fear that he will not be the chosen one, and therefore must appear as all things to all peoples.

Valentino-bama: Star of stage and screen and idol to millions of Americans.

Pseudo-bama: Not really what everyone thinks he is. Not the real deal.

Xeno-bama: Foreign to real people and real needs.

Cow-bama: All bull. Where's the beef?

and of course...

No-bama: No how, no way, not never.