Thursday, January 17, 2008

South Carolina Drivers

While I know there are stupid & crazy drivers from all states, South Carolina tends to have more than their fair share. They get their licenses from the local Dairy Queen while getting a cone. They do not learn the rules of the road, proper etiquette, or even how to turn their turn signal on or off! They think the left lane is the slow lane and that going 25 MPH under the speed limit on the interstate or 25 MPH over the speed limit in the city are acceptable driving techniques. The older I get the more I seem to come across these sub-IQ idiots. The state has taken in so much radioactive, chemical, & industrial waste that the entire state should be placed on a superfund and all residents isolated from the general population. I look forward to the day when I am old with nothing left to lose so that I might buy me a tank that I may use to run these people down and crush their cars so they will not be a nusance to anyone else. When I run out of gas and are surrounded by the police, I will give up and have free room & board for the rest of my life. The Palmetto State should be renamed The Poor Motorist State! Know of worse drivers? Let me know & why.

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