Thursday, February 14, 2008

Distractions! Distractions

Another distraction by the U.S. government to keep us from paying attention to the decline in the U.S.-Congress isspending our tax dollars to find out the truth behind steroid use in baseball. Just what they need to be concentrating on at this time when the dollar is falling, the hosuing market is crashing, the recession is worsening, the wars in Iraq AND Afghanistan are continuing, and a $3 TRILLION budget is at their feet! C'mon people! What next? An ivestigation into the sex life of Madonna? The child custody battle with Britney & KFed? The drug overdose of Heath Ledger? Whether Paris Hilton is a fit dog owner? Even yesterday, Senator Specter approached the NFL commissioner about the "spygate" scandal of the Patriots! Anything to keep our minds off of reality and to keep the government from actually having to face the issues and problems at home. Spend, spend, spend and keep the distractions coming.

In related news, Cupid will be appearing before a Senate hearing committee on whether it is lawful for him to carry concealed arrows and to bring love into the lives of the loveless or whether that would fall under stalking laws and violate a persons right to be unloved.

Also, it was reported by the AP & UPI newswires that Hell has officially frozen over and the ice is thick enough to support the entire U.S. Congress, Supreme Court, and Executive branch.

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