With Obama on his World Apology Tour apologizing for The U.S. and all Americans, I would like to offer up my apology as well.
I am sorry we saved France during two World Wars and came to their aid in Vietnam. I am sorry we deposed Hitler, Mussolini, and Saddam. I am sorry we kept Europe safe from tyranny and totalitarianism. I am sorry we have sent aid to other countries especially following a disaster. I am sorry we intervened and stopped the genocide in Yugoslavia. I am sorry we kept missiles out Cuba. I am sorry we brought down the Berlin Wall. I am sorry we won the Cold War. I am sorry we fought to keep communism out of South Korea. I am sorry we put men on the moon. I am sorry for the all the technological advances we have given the world such as the telephone, phonograph, light bulb, movie camera, radio, television, assembly line, airplane, and Internet. I am sorry we have also give the world baseball, basketball, football, volleyball, skateboarding, snowboarding, cheerleading, lacrosse, and surfing. I am sorry we built the Panama Canal. Mostly, I am sorry there have been no more terrorist attacks on American soil since 9/11.
So, lets become an isolationist nation and leave the rest of the world to themselves. Lets take care of our own here and the hell with everyone else!
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